The AssToe
A couple of posts ago I coined the term asstoe and I felt I needed to expand on it so we all have a better understanding of what an asstoe is, and help us recognize when we have an actual asstoe sighting.
.:: What is the definition of an asstoe?
The asstoe is the visual effect which occurs on the female behind when very tight clothes ride up the butt crack while parting the buttcheeks to the sides, causing the panties to rub against the sphincter in such a way, that it sexually arouses the female wearing them (and the males witnessing the event), while it sometimes leaves traces* from the sphincter on the panties.
*(These are commonly called skidmarks).
In layman's terms, an asstoe is the action of a natural wedgie on a girls butt from the tight clothes she's wearing.
Not to be confused with the cameltoe effect which is a similar event only it happens on the front of the female body, parting the pussylips making them all puffy and visible.
The cameltoe and the asstoe are two events which usually appear together. Meaning, if you do spot a girl with a camel-toe, if you take a look at her backside, chances are you will also be witness to an asstoe! This is a good thing indeed.
.:: What are the causes of the asstoe?
The asstoe effect occurs when a woman is wearing those really short shorts, the ones that there isn't enough garment to cover the whole butt cheek, so, in effect, the shorts ride up the woman's ass crack, wedging the seams high up and tight against the asshole, while half her ass is hanging out in plain view.
Tight jeans will do the trick as well, the only difference being that there is no visible skin. Nevertheless, this is also an asstoe.
Spandex pants are ideal asstoe and cameltoe producers. This has to do with the fact that spandex clothing usually braces the female body tightly, thus, after continuous movement of the subject, the pants will slowly conform to the body's contours simply enhancing the appearence of every body part which is not flat.
Spandex will crawl into crevases, exposing the subject's cameltoe and asstoe!
Full size panties, that are somehow loose eventually find their way up that heavenly crack, giving the natural wedgie look of the asstoe. Also in this category we have the boyshorts which were actually made to give that asstoe look to a woman. Thank god for the guy who invented these things. And, believe me, I know it was a guy.
Sidenote: Do NOT confuse the asstoe with the effect of a woman's ass wearing thongs. This is just buttfloss doing what it's supposed to: ride up the ass crack and disappear in there.
The asstoe effect is created by actual garment material riding up the woman's ass, parting the butt-cheeks and rubbing against the asshole, therefore massaging the sphincter to provide sexual stimulation to the subject and leaving traces (skidmarks)of the asshole on the panties, for some lucky guy like myself who love to sniff women's used underwear and wank off with them.
Example: You just snatched a pair of used panties from your wife's friend who's been visiting. You hide somewhere and you take a good sniff. Besides the pussy stains and the faint pee smell from the front side of the panty, you catch a faint odor of a different kind on the backside of these knickers, the kind that you don't normally experience on a pair of dirty panties.
BINGO: You are in posession of a pair of asstoe panties!
.:: What to do in the event you witness an asstoe:
- Immediately whip out your camera phone and snap a picture. This can be saved for later reference and it can also be sent to me to be posted here for everyone's further understanding of what an asstoe is. This is for educational purposes only. Full credit will be given.
- Walk up to the front of the subject, for there is 100% guarantee this chick is sporting a cameltoe as well. Take a picture of this cameltoe and follow the procedure in step #1 above
- Try to strike up a conversation with her; chances are this woman is "easy" which means you'll probably get laid tonight. If this happens, you will also be the proud new owner of a new, used asstoe pair of panties for your collection.
- Alert other male bystanders to the asstoe. It's most likely the only asstoe they've seen in weeks. Be good to your fellow man. You can also make good friends this way.
- Enjoy the asstoe and be thankfull to the Universe for the beauty and abundance it provides daily.
.:: What NOT to do in the event you witness an asstoe:
- Do NOT yell out loud: "Wow! what an asstoe!", because:
a) This woman probably doesn't know what an asstoe is. She'll just think you're an idiot.
b) If she does know what an asstoe is, she'll probably kick you in the nuts.
c) Someone may think you're calling them an "asshole" and you'll get an ass kicking again.
- Do NOT run away when you spot an asstoe. An asstoe is a good thing. Do not be afraid.
- If you are in female company, do NOT alert them to the asstoe visual. You will probably end up getting your nuts kicked, again.
.:: Below are some visual aids to help you recognize an asstoe. Note the similarities of some "near-asstoes" with a real asstoe.
Asstoe picture variety
Cameltoe pictures
Can you spot the difference? Where is the asstoe?

.:: Asstoe on the net:
As I mentioned earlier, the asstoe and the cameltoe go hand-in-hand. When one is present, so is the other one. Think of them as mirror images of each other.
There are not that many sites on the net that deal with these subjects. Very few educated folks around. But, I did manage to find a cool site with original content which deals with chicks in spandex showing off their cameltoes and a great deal of asstoe pictures. Take a look at these asstoes and tell me what you think. The website is called cameltoe tv. Here you go.
.:: Comments
As always, we appreciate your comments (use the comment link below this post), and if you wanna share your own pictures or stories on any subject,send me a note here: I want to know what your take is about asstoes.
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